Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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