If that was your dad, he is hot
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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