My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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