When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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