i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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