whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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