I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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