covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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