Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This is my gift to your gina
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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