So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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