i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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