A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I am one with the molecules
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize
