Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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