So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Watching her eat just hurts me
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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