In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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