haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
