Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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