Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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