It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
