it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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