I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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