i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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