Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Randomize
