She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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