big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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