my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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