When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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