did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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