He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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