is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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