dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
They took my balls.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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