My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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