My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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