I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
