yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
