I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she looked like the before picture.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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