haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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