People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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