Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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