You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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