Already got asked if we're dating
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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