she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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