So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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