there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
