She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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