I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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