Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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