Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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