Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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