Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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