3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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