i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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