YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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