I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
