I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
jump out the window naked night went bad
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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