New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My balls are so social today.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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