ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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